POKERAPS

 

 

KIDS:

You can’t catch us

You can’t match us

We be trading cards

And we gonna light the class up

You can’t control us

You can’t mold us

Boomers wanna try

Say goodby

Can’t hold us

 

TEACHERS:

Wait up

Who’s cares about a Pokeman

Different generation

And we elders have an upper hand

We know you’re just a bunch of Screenagers

Sit down

And study with a buddy

See ya later

 

KIDS:

Please stop we don’t understand your ancient script

So medieval you be crawling out of musty crypts

 

 

TEACHERS:

Don’t make fun of us, we are the ones you trust

We write your report cards

So don’t mess with us

 

KIDS:

Mess with who

You?

Just a pile of dust

We be brand new

Alpha kids

And we glorious

 

TEACHERS:

Skippity Skippity toilet

Sounds so ridiculous

Memes all in your brains

So lame

Get more studious

 

MOLE:

You think I’m just kid

You better think again

Kept y’all distracted

I’m laughing at what is happening

See I’m the king pin

This my chess game

Y’all are my pawns

And I move you around and back again

Call me the mob boss

Check out my card floss

I’m moving cards by the huneds

Show me the drop off

Straight out of Sicily

Italy

Little did you know I got Pokeman in my hands you can’t get rid of me.